Tits In The Shade

TITS IN THE SHADE SAY MERRY TITS-MAS!

titsadmin — Sun, 23 Dec 2012 14:11:32 +0000

According to the bigger-than-Jesus phenomenon, Wham’s “Last Christmas”, the holiday season is about going to your ski-lodge and making mysterious eyes at a curly-haired x-lover girl, even though you’re super gay and have a thang going with one of the boys staying in the lodge (because for what other reason than being you partner, is he in Wham?). It would be much cooler and forward-thinking if he was the object for your flirtatious behaviour, and you spent the video tumbling around in the snow with Andrew. There’s nothing wrong with a man desiring another man. And when you’re Greek, you can always blame it on the butt-boogie in ancient Greek history.
Since we cannot communicate the entity of this pickle through our humble site, we’re gonna stick with 3 of the above mentioned factors: ski-lodge, girl, Christmas.

What George didn’t dare doing in the early eighties, Porsche did. In this design for Carrera, Porsche showed a progressive approach to designing a ski mask. They’re amazing, DJ Hell has a pair. (Disclaimer: we acknowledge that coming out of the closet can be harder than making progressive design).

These are pictures taken of tits inside a ski-lodge next to christmassy things.

IT’S GETTING WARMER…

titsadmin — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 09:28:16 +0000

I believe that dryer is on. Otherwise she would have kept the shirt on.
Tonight the Tits In The Shade / Disco Dick collaboration will manifest itself in Copenhagen. Read more about the The photo vernissage and party here.

SWINGING PARTY

titsadmin — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 10:04:41 +0000

Can you feel it? That’s jazzzzzz, baby. Or disco. Whatever makes the tits swing nowadays. For more swinging tits, join the Disco Tits party/photo vernissage this Friday in Copenhagen. The pictures will be sold framed at a reasonable price. Art-investors, get yo freak on.

SMOKING TITS

titsadmin — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 12:46:27 +0000

Our second post in the T.I.T.S. / Disco Dick collaboration. This time, a girl is holding a cigarette as the t-shirt magically vanishes into thin air. Like smoke. Smoke that very well could be from a cigarette.
This is the link to the vernissage and following party. The tits will be much bigger when not on the screen.

DISCO TITS

titsadmin — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 18:16:59 +0000

This is a bit out of context, sunglasses-wise. But in the following days, we’ll be posting some tits as part of a collaboration with Disco Dick.
Disco Dick does the best parties in Copenhagen, and to celebrate its 10th. anniversary, Dick is doing a photo exhibition on Friday 24th of August. It includes pictures of tits, hence the collaboration with T.I.T.S.

Follow this link to join the party. It’s free drinks, expensive tits in frames and disco music.

WE MISSED YOU TWO TOO

titsadmin — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 21:21:26 +0000

So, something big is around the corner. This post is just meant to shake you and wake you, telling the world that T.I.T.S. is coming back out of the shade. Here’s the first pair this tit-season, we missed you two too.

These were actually appealing for some small pointy cateye shaped frames, they’re just full of that strut. But we already did that post a year ago, check it here. Instead we chose to focus on the colour captured in these pictures, shot by the talented Polina Vinogradova. They perfectly match the colour profile of the Versace 402, also called ‘Perspectives’, from one of Versace’s first Versus lines (presumably 1990).

BEHIND THE TITS, BEHIND THE SHADES

titsadmin — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 12:51:01 +0000

Screw me, I think we just forgot we had this site. Being too busy wearing sunglasses and looking at… What one looks at. But one should not disregard the 2000-and-some followers who expect a fresh and daily view on vintage sunglasses fashion and tits to match. I guess we didn’t pay attention to the demand.

So, as some kind of compensation, todays post is gonna be a “behind the scene” kinda thing. And we’re taking it back to the dawning of T.I.T.S. (that’s about 3 months ago). It was a period of festivals, heat and some alcohol. Tits were a dime a dozen, and our in-house photographer was all over. In every way. Polina Vinogradova supplied us with quality content throughout the summer, and our favourite photo compilation is this one, entitled The Young Ones.
Today, we bring you 2 exclusive behind the scenes photos and Polina’s result of that session. To match the “behind the camera” feel, we took some nice photos of hidden details on vintage shades.

First pair of shades are Christian Dior 2396. They appear to have no upper rim, but when you pop out the lenses, a transparent plastic string appears. Wow.

And on these unnamed metal ones, dated back to the sixties, the lenses are fastened to the frame with a screw-mechanism. Very advanced.

In general, these are some of my favourite frames because of the obvious craftsmanship and namely, the details.

POSH TITS

titsadmin — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 10:42:28 +0000

These are my new Mulberry sunglasses. They were super cheap. I know the tits below are the exact opposite to the shades size-wise, but I associate vintage Mulberry with a healthy, busty, pale and perhaps even noble British girl. Living in her countryside estate; spending time horseback riding and feeding the dogs. Made in England, just like the shades, and there’s one from the front and one from the side of each subject.

TITS IN THE COCKPIT

titsadmin — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 12:36:18 +0000

T.I.T.S is on the road today. Ray Ban Driving Series Chromax is a special kind of driving shades. The Chromax Color Contrast Technology enhances the relative intensity and contrast of colors like red and green. As a result, brake lights, traffic signals and signs appear brighter and easier to see. Chromax lenses also filter out blue light haze to improve overall contrast and sharpen details. Every gentleman that wears Chromax usually has pair of tits hanging in the front seat while driving.
These tits are hanging out in the cockpit. And hanging out of the cockpit. Just hanging.

THE GREAT OUTDOORS

titsadmin — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 09:26:54 +0000

Exactly one week ago, we did this post about sunglasses in natural materials and tits in a natural enviroment. As a follow up, we post another pair of Ray Bans with a natural look to them. The frame is a typical aviator shape, but covered with leather. The style is quite large and called Outdoors Man, the tits are very large and belong to an outdoors woman.