Like tits with our shades. And vice versa

Latest

BEHIND THE TITS, BEHIND THE SHADES

Screw me, I think we just forgot we had this site. Being too busy wearing sunglasses and looking at… What one looks at. But one should not disregard the 2000-and-some followers who expect a fresh and daily view on vintage sunglasses fashion and tits to match. I guess we didn’t pay attention to the demand.

So, as some kind of compensation, todays post is gonna be a “behind the scene” kinda thing. And we’re taking it back to the dawning of T.I.T.S. (that’s about 3 months ago). It was a period of festivals, heat and some alcohol. Tits were a dime a dozen, and our in-house photographer was all over. In every way. Polina Vinogradova supplied us with quality content throughout the summer, and our favourite photo compilation is this one, entitled The Young Ones.
Today, we bring you 2 exclusive behind the scenes photos and Polina’s result of that session. To match the “behind the camera” feel, we took some nice photos of hidden details on vintage shades.

 
First pair of shades are Christian Dior 2396. They appear to have no upper rim, but when you pop out the lenses, a transparent plastic string appears. Wow.

 
And on these unnamed metal ones, dated back to the sixties, the lenses are fastened to the frame with a screw-mechanism. Very advanced.

 
In general, these are some of my favourite frames because of the obvious craftsmanship and namely, the details.

POSH TITS

These are my new Mulberry sunglasses. They were super cheap. I know the tits below are the exact opposite to the shades size-wise, but I associate vintage Mulberry with a healthy, busty, pale and perhaps even noble British girl. Living in her countryside estate; spending time horseback riding and feeding the dogs. Made in England, just like the shades, and there’s one from the front and one from the side of each subject.

TITS IN THE COCKPIT

T.I.T.S is on the road today. Ray Ban Driving Series Chromax is a special kind of driving shades. The Chromax Color Contrast Technology enhances the relative intensity and contrast of colors like red and green. As a result, brake lights, traffic signals and signs appear brighter and easier to see. Chromax lenses also filter out blue light haze to improve overall contrast and sharpen details. Every gentleman that wears Chromax usually has pair of tits hanging in the front seat while driving.
These tits are hanging out in the cockpit. And hanging out of the cockpit. Just hanging.

THE GREAT OUTDOORS

Exactly one week ago, we did this post about sunglasses in natural materials and tits in a natural enviroment. As a follow up, we post another pair of Ray Bans with a natural look to them. The frame is a typical aviator shape, but covered with leather. The style is quite large and called Outdoors Man, the tits are very large and belong to an outdoors woman.

GRUNGE

These are Levi’s sunglasses. They called them “i’s”, and they’re made by Bausch & Lomb (the Ray Ban producer) which equals quality. The glasses are early nineties and very grunge – a phenomenon that definitely didn’t have anything to do with quality. Look-wise that is. Nirvana were good.
The tits remind us of grunge. On Tits In The Shade, everything about grunge is good, both sunglasses and tits.

Tits shot by Polina Vinogradova

SMOKE AND MIRRORS. AND TITS

Last night I went to a Prince concert. He had one of my high school funk heroes playing bass, Larry Graham. I used to love some slappin’ da bass in the nineties, but I haven’t been listening to Graham Central Station or any of that stuff since. I remember they did an album called Mirror – which actually had a mirror on the cover. This inspired me for today’s post. Sunglasses with mirror lenses and tits in mirrors.
I’ve chosen two pairs of Carreras; Sunjet (which we posted in another colour earlier) and 5541′s. Numerous tits in each picture. Mirrors are super.

AU NATUREL

Some sunglasses have a more natural look, caused by the material in which they’re produced. Like these Ray Ban Wayfarers in wood from the mid-eighties. Simply beautiful. All tits on T.I.T.S. are natural by the grace of God. But instead of just posting a random selection, we’ve chosen pictures shot in nice outdoor surroundings. And even with a little flower here and there.

DR. OCTAGON

These are very small, very fine Ray Bans. The shape is at first glance oval, which we did a post about earlier, but these are actually octangular. So, octangular tits, that’s a hard one. But as mentioned, the Ray Bans are very small and very fine – so let’s take it from there. And there are eight angles on these lenses, so that’s eight (compared to our standards) small tits. Or four pairs, if you will. Let’s make that eight, since it takes two lenses to make a pair. Getting all mathematic today. Making my dad proud. I think I’ll send him the link.

ASYMMETRIC

I’ve never been a huge fan of the asymmetric Cazal styles. A bit too funky/funny I guess. And we at T.I.T.S. are serious men. But seldom tits are 100% symmetric, and therefore posting the Cazal 858 is a good way to have a closer look on the general asymmetrical relationship between a pair of tits.

DID YOU KNOW…

-that my Persol 6201 are 60 years old?
The tits are about the same age if you add them all together (really searching hard to find a reference/excuse to post these tits…)

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.