According to the bigger-than-Jesus phenomenon, Wham’s “Last Christmas”, the holiday season is about going to your ski-lodge and making mysterious eyes at a curly-haired x-lover girl, even though you’re super gay and have a thang going with one of the boys staying in the lodge (because for what other reason than being you partner, is he in Wham?). It would be much cooler and forward-thinking if he was the object for your flirtatious behaviour, and you spent the video tumbling around in the snow with Andrew. There’s nothing wrong with a man desiring another man. And when you’re Greek, you can always blame it on the butt-boogie in ancient Greek history.
Since we cannot communicate the entity of this pickle through our humble site, we’re gonna stick with 3 of the above mentioned factors: ski-lodge, girl, Christmas.
What George didn’t dare doing in the early eighties, Porsche did. In this design for Carrera, Porsche showed a progressive approach to designing a ski mask. They’re amazing, DJ Hell has a pair. (Disclaimer: we acknowledge that coming out of the closet can be harder than making progressive design).